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{tc{I{: Dem Tunes
{7 Janet Jackson
{9 An Introduction
{8 By T{7.{8R{7.{8M{7.{9/{8Dual Format{7.
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What can a person say about the
sexiest belly button in showbusiness.
She's rich, sexy, black, sings and
dances brilliantly, got a great
brother, and is part of America's most
talented family.
If you hadn't guessed I'm in love
with this woman. I know I've got more
chance of being the first atheist
pope, but who cares.
She puts Madonna to shame by mixing
sexuality with sensuality. No
shocking, or pornography, unless you
count the Vid to Any Time, Any Place.
She's produced three albums, all of
which I own. She even produce a short
film, just like her big brother, to go
with Rhythm Nation. I've only seen it
once, but I'm currently trying to get
hold of a copy so I can review it for
these pages of V.I. 5.
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She was in the T.V. series FAME.
She's been married, she eloped when
she was Eighteen (I think) without ME.
I'm much happier now though 'cause
she's divorced, which decreases the
odds of us getting it together from
about six-million to one to about
five-million nine-hundred and
ninty-nine thousand nine-hundred and
ninety-nine to one
She's brilliant live. She was
excellent on the M.T.V. Video Awards.
It's rumoured Madonna only did those
awards because Janet was doing them.
I know which I think was better,
especially since Janet had no
rehearsal time because she'd been
looking after her brother in Singapore
or somewhere like that. Mads however
had all the time she wanted to
rehearse.
Still don't know when she's coming
over to Britain, and can't get anyone
to go with me anyway, but I want
tickets. The bit of concert I've seen
on M.T.V. from America put even her
Brothers brilliantly done effort to
shame.
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Well I've professed my total love
for Janet for far too long now. I
hope you enjoy my totally and
completely unbias (Unbias!!! Ha Ha Ha
- T.R.M.) reviews of her work. I wish
I could review her body aswell but I
supose that's beyond Jim'll Fix It's
range. Oh well. See ya in a minute.
{9 T{:.{9R{:.{9M{:.
{A{: End.